You Don't Actually Need a Menu

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  • Published on:  Monday, January 7, 2019
  • The choice is OBVIOUS you FOOLS, sign up for DROPOUT.TV! Now available WORLDWIDE: and Grant are living in a fantasy world of new food choices, meanwhile Brennan hasn’t looked at a menu in 24 years.FOLLOW THE CAST:ALLY: more http://www.collegehumor.comLIKE us on: us on: us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.comSIGN UP for our emails: Lee MulliganMike TrappGrant O'BrienRekha ShankarCREWDirector - Carmen AngelicaWriter - Brennan Lee MulliganProducer - Bridgett GreenbergProduction Coordinator - Annie HumphrevilleDirector Of Photography - Cooper JamesProduction Designer - Rick MaderSound Mixer - Ryan Bertolami of Botown SoundHMU - Denise ValentineEditor - Sam Geer
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  • CollegeHumor

     5 months ago

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  • curiousDeviator

     2 months ago

    wow this comment came right for my jugular

  • TheCringeLord

     2 months ago

    CollegeHumor Brennan in high school: I WILL SHOOT YOUR SCHOOL I SWEAR TO GOD

  • Renske Dunnewold

     5 months ago

    Sometimes I throw in a little "uuhhh" when I order at fast-food places, as if I'm not about to order the exact same thing as always.

  • Ricky Williams

     19 days ago

    You want to know a little secret? People working fast-food actually value the customers that know their orders already and are quick about it. Saves them time and it's less of a headache.

  • Fred Mason

     5 months ago

    Renske Dunnewold me at Popeyes yesterday. LOL

  • Karuta Roromiya

     3 months ago

    “So what you order the same meal every time?!”“I order the BEST meal every time”See this guy gets me

  • OhMyGlob SoCliche189

     5 months ago


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  • Jamezzz

     1 months ago

    this is my facebook quote from now on

  • Emily Krey

     4 months ago

    Why was I more annoyed that they were ordering food five mins before the place closes than I was at the girl needing a menu for a Chinese restaurant. Am I the only one lol


     9 hours ago

    @Call me Your Dai5y "they close in 5 minutes" they never said anything about a cutoff time.

  • Daniel

     2 days ago

    Bri P lmao “no right to other people’s personal time” if you’re on the clock then you’re serving. You don’t get payed to go home early. There is specific time dedicated to closing down AFTER last orders.

  • Rurouni137

     5 months ago

    In general College Humor has come up in quality this past year, but dang Brennan's sketches are pushing them to new heights

  • Muhammedlee

     3 hours ago

    He is a god

  • Vishnu K

     5 days ago

    @TheMike0088 I've got high hopes for the 2 new Asian ones they've recently added.

  • Marder Alder

     4 months ago

    "You're insane!""ONE MINUTE!"He didn't deny it.

  • Joshua Pearce

     5 months ago

    The menu was inside us all along.

  • Terrence McGarty

     11 days ago


  • Donovan Chase

     5 months ago

    I NEED to see the outtakes. How did he talk so fast?

  • Katie Hayes

     4 months ago

    What kind of monster orders multiple meals 1 minute before a restaurant closes?! 😅

  • Muhammedlee

     3 hours ago

    A hungry one


     9 hours ago

    @frankman2 They literally said in the video "5 minutes to close"! I bet you're the kind of customer we restaurant employees love to hate.