Kirby the Attorney (Tournament of Champions, Pt 1)

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  • Published on:  Saturday, April 6, 2019
  • Sign up for DROPOUT: the INTERNATIONAL app here: available in CANADA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND and the U.S.Ally Beardsley, Jon Gutierrez, and Shane Crown slam sexist Smurfs and learn Nintendo names.FOLLOW THE CAST:ALLY: more http://www.collegehumor.comLIKE us on: us on: us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.comSIGN UP for our emails: TrappShane CrownJon GutierrezAlly BeardsleyCREWDirector - Michael SchaubachWriter - Michael SaltzmanProducer - Jessie HixenbaughProduction Coordinator - Olivia AguilarDirector of Photography - Carter RossHMU - Denise Renee ValentineSound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown SoundVFX Artist - TJ GonzalezEditor - Eve Hinz
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  • CollegeHumor


     4 months ago +46

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  • Seven For One

    Seven For One

     4 months ago +656

    He was more accurate than you were, but you said "Um actually."
    This is the perfect sentence to describe a debate in today's world.

  • Geoffrey Peterson

    Geoffrey Peterson

     4 months ago +264

    Um Actually, the rarity of the show's Shiny Question is the same as the rarity of the Red Gyarados (the first Shiny Pokemon) in Silver, Gold, and Crystal, in that every game has an encounter with the Shiny as a scripted part of the narrative.

  • Jmaster Pullmizter

    Jmaster Pullmizter

     4 months ago +215

    Gutz is probably the most accurate player on this entire show of all the shows.

  • Uatemydoodle


     4 months ago +80

    He can remember everything but can't remember to say "um actually"...
    Priorities, man... Priorities.

  • OMGproductions


     4 months ago +220

    Um actually Evolution was the movie with head and shoulders shampoo
    Edit: Lmao all my replies are so “passive” aggressive (more so aggressive aggressive) It’s really funny how a single word can set of the nerds so badly😂.

  • smoov22


     4 months ago +159

    Kirby does his taxes sounds like a good game to play today

  • Former


     4 months ago +74

    Gutz guy should be 4-0. Man's a meganerd and I love it.

  • I Make Smart Guys Look Retarded

    I Make Smart Guys Look Retarded

     4 months ago +104

    Um actually, Kirby's undiagnosed eating disorder has cost him multiple relationships and countless jobs.
    Kirby: Nobody ever said anything, so I kept eating stuff.

  • Name of the Rose

    Name of the Rose

     4 months ago +46

    Um actually, 2001: A Space Odyssey, book and movie were created by Gargamel

  • Newby Ton

    Newby Ton

     4 months ago +57

    Wow, it must succ to go against this attorney

  • QBG


     4 months ago +40

    Um, actually ...
    The alien weakness to the selenium in shampoo was a plot point from "Evolution" (starring David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Julianne Moore, Stifler and Donkeylips), not from "Mars Attacks".

  • LoquaciousLaners42


     4 months ago +38

    I'm so triggered by the Smurf question. It was even in Donnie Darko!

  • cobaltxsnake


     4 months ago +8

    I'm just happy Animorphs was even mentioned....

  • Well Read Bull

    Well Read Bull

     4 months ago +37

    I'm crying! 😂 How did they just shrug off the Kirby version of the Law&Order dun dun ?! Brilliant 🤣

  • TheLastSelkis


     4 months ago +20

    umm acktulay, yeerks are not addicted to maple/brownsugar oatmeal, they're dependent on kandrona rays that the oatmeal simulates.

  • gay man

    gay man

     4 months ago +17

    The smurf question was literally the first question in this WHOLE SERIES that I actually knew the answer too.

  • Evan Alexander

    Evan Alexander

     4 months ago +15

    Phoenix Wright Ace a-Kirby

  • Griffin Wetzel

    Griffin Wetzel

     4 months ago +15

    i actually guessed the zelda question right! feeling smart

  • Jacob Borg

    Jacob Borg

     4 months ago +14

    Um actually the aliens in Mars Attacks heard Tom Jones' music but were unaffected therefore the point to Shane should be invalid