How To Sound Smart

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  • Published on:  Thursday, January 17, 2019
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  • CollegeHumor


     7 months ago +1239

    Here's our TED talk: sign up for DROPOUT we got real good stuff on there ok we love you goodbye

  • Mediocre And Worse

    Mediocre And Worse

     7 months ago +4247

    If you want to sound smart, you must first learn how to smart sound.

  • Barbarian Aggressor

    Barbarian Aggressor

     7 months ago +2493

    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

  • somanken


     6 months ago +720

    God Raph's dead pan delivery is criminal there, his facial expression just kill me.

  • PianoLeaf755663


     2 months ago +412

    "Its all bull****!"
    "I'm a Ravenclaw!"
    I've been laughing for the past five minutes lol

  • myowncomputerstuff


     7 months ago +334

    I was hoping the Barnum Effect was going to get a shoutout at 2:17. Like when horoscopes make up a really vague description of you that sounds specific, when really everyone would think it's at least somewhat true about themselves no matter what their sign is.



     7 months ago +4037

    Chompsky's product placement. Y'all think you're so sneaaaaaky.

  • Tarrute


     3 months ago +86

    “But, if you REALLY take the time, we can all realize... we were really Yellow #3.”
    So true ❤️❤️❤️

  • underfan15


     7 months ago +96

    Or you could use the Ben Shapiro approach. Talk really fast in a slightly elevated tone.

  • outplayed 725

    outplayed 725

     6 months ago +136

    but i like the saying " It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

  • J.D. Meijer

    J.D. Meijer

     7 months ago +232

    In (some parts of) Europe we call this slow, dramatic talking "talking American".

  • Macro


     7 months ago +3750

    I see Brennan, so I click.
    Seriously tho, I unsubscribed a while ago, but Collegehumor has been doing so well I re-subbed. The Brennasance is real.

  • Radian


     7 months ago +88

    Adam ruins everything has left the chat....

  • Richard Zandburg

    Richard Zandburg

     6 months ago +78

    Raph says the least words but he is the smartest :)

  • Captain Doomsday

    Captain Doomsday

     4 months ago +24

    The wise man speaks nary a word; the fool can be heard for miles.
    Raph bringin' it back 2019.

  • Morgan Mink

    Morgan Mink

     3 months ago +17

    “IM A RAVENCLAW” 😂😂😂 that was the best

  • Shamsan Odakkal

    Shamsan Odakkal

     7 months ago +1246

    Sometimes, I use big words I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis

  • Universerama


     7 months ago +38

    Beautiful. Remember, when writing/speaking about anything, take sentences out and see if the information you want to be portrayed actually loses any meaning - and cut out those that are unnecessary. THEN liter it with psychologically manipulative tactics to persuade people.

  • Joseph Ancion

    Joseph Ancion

     7 months ago +21

    "He slowed his speech to 75%."
    The opposite also works : speak at 125% speed. That makes you sound extremely intelligent.
    Cough cough Amirite Ben Shapiro

  • Rae


     7 months ago +13

    I feel personally called out.