An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, April 9, 2019
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  • SketchyCat !!!

    SketchyCat !!!

     4 months ago +704

    “It’s like a text book for stuff that doesn’t exist”.
    Me: looks at my Harry Potter text books on stuff that doesn’t exist “damn it”

  • King of the Anals and the Fist Men

    King of the Anals and the Fist Men

     4 months ago +861

    "Anyway, I'm gonna go back to sleep for seven years like a cicada."

  • TheGuyWhoIsAustralian


     4 months ago +133

    "A textbook about stuff that doesn't exist"
    No fantasy fan has ever said that.

  • Shenanigans with The Lanigans

    Shenanigans with The Lanigans

     4 months ago +685

    Your sorrow is my playground! Your tears are the fountain I frolic in!
    -George R.R. Martin

  • RivalBro


     4 months ago +367

    I loved the Rothfuss and Sanderson references, but to be fair Sanderson is a beast who pumps out books twice a year unlike the others.

  • Fergus


     4 months ago +371

    They really should have called that CD 'Woodwinds of Winter'

  • Yuki Terumi

    Yuki Terumi

     3 months ago +60

    George: throws lore on the floor.

  • Dan J

    Dan J

     3 months ago +10

    I'm curious about the critical reviews and fan theories for "I, Hodor."
    "On page 397, when he states, 'Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor,'" he really means that Bran is the reincarnation of the Night's King and it was all a plot by the Great Other to take over the Seven Kingdoms. This is further evidenced by the line on page 4,092, which begins with, 'Hodor! Hodor Hodor!' Truly sublime!"

  • Nicholas Hogan

    Nicholas Hogan

     4 months ago +252

    "That'll teach me not to start an unfinished series"
    holds up The Name of the Wind and Way of Kings
    I'm screaming in laughter.

  • Noah Camuso

    Noah Camuso

     4 months ago +104

    2:07 😂😂😂😂 you little fantasy hogs, you stuck your snouts in the mud and found yourself a tasty truffle

  • raininess


     4 months ago +140

    Lost it at the George R. R. Market. It's always the puns that get me, I'm weak. X'D

  • School Desk Ink.

    School Desk Ink.

     3 months ago +103

    JOSH IS BACK!! His raw comedic acting has been dearly missed ❤

  • Ki-Adi-Mundi


     3 months ago +20

    "You're no different than those little comic-con creepy, creepy, little creepy crawly creeps."

  • dreamingwitch


     4 months ago +134

    "Who even has a CD player anymore?"
    "Well I have a CD player."

  • N Slater

    N Slater

     3 months ago +52

    Hey, Fire and Blood was awesome! It was my first GRRM book and got me hooked.

  • Grimoire666


     4 months ago +196

    How anime fans feels about Berserk, One Piece or Hunter x Hunter.

  • Brix Trix

    Brix Trix

     3 months ago +36

    Only George RR Martin could make flute music with an advisory rating

  • ShadowSliph


     4 months ago +43

    Throwing shade on Rothfuss is entirely justified, because he too is never going to finish that series, but Sanderson?
    He puts out like 3 books a year! Dude is a writing machine; I have complete faith that he's going to finish the Stormlight series. Plus like 30 other Cosmere novels.

  • Nelson Gaskell

    Nelson Gaskell

     4 months ago +93

    You want to know the scariest thing? He might die before finishing the series.

  • C. Alexander

    C. Alexander

     4 months ago +24

    I love how no one is having this Sanderson slander