A Computer Co-Wrote this Sketch

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  • Published on:  Monday, January 14, 2019
  • Sit back, relax and await the utter domination of reality by unfeeling quasi-sentient algorithms with DROPOUT.TV! Now available WORLDWIDE: https://bit.ly/2BZBkATApp available in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the U.S.This sketch was written by a robot, with the help of Botnik. By the way, writers, if you're reading this, thank you so much, we're not going to need you anymore. Best of luck! Call if you need a reference!"Written" by Nat Towsen, Amy Barnes, Tom Koff, and Gabriel Laks.Check out this behind-the-scenes MEDIUM piece by Nat Towsen explaining what Botnik is and how it works: https://bit.ly/2FxKY0JFOLLOW THE CAST:ALLY: http://www.twitter.com/lilbeardsleyGRANT: http://www.twitter.com/grantobKATIE: http://www.twitter.com/katiemarovitchTRAPP: http://www.twitter.com/mikewtrappRAPH: http://www.twitter.com/chestangraphaelREKHA: http://www.twitter.com/rekhalshankarBRENNAN: https://twitter.com/brennanlmSAM: http://www.twitter.com/samreichSee more http://www.collegehumor.comLIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumorFOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/collegehumorFOLLOW us on: http://www.collegehumor.tumblr.comSIGN UP for our emails: http://bit.ly/2E6svorCASTMike TrappZach DunnGrant O'BrienSiobhan ThompsonRaphael ChestangRekha ShankarKatie MarovitchAlly BeardsleyCREWDirector - Ryan Anthony MartinWriters - Nat Towsen, Amy Barnes, Tom Koff, and Gabriel LaksProducer - Shane CrownProduction Coordinator - Annie HumphrevilleDirector Of Photography - Cooper JamesProduction Designer - Rick MaderMake Up Artist - Denise ValentineSound Mixer - Mike Robertson for BoTown SoundVFX Artist - TJ GonzalezEditor - Sam Geer
  • Source: https://youtu.be/BjngNWP9C5s
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  • CollegeHumor

    CollegeHumor

     7 months ago +2584

    Why not spend the few years we have left before the singularity watching top-notch premium content on DROPOUT? Start your free trial now: http://bit.ly/2Vyj36t

  • Blirtt

    Blirtt

     7 months ago +3939

    best and deepest line: " I'm just a program, designed to make haha. A file named 'Laugh Man'. "

  • Tvtyrant2

    Tvtyrant2

     6 months ago +3040

    Katie was indistinguishable from her normal roles.

  • name has been changed

    name has been changed

     6 months ago +1169

    We're watching this computer become self-aware, and develop sarcasm and a sense of humor.

  • Nieznajomy43

    Nieznajomy43

     7 months ago +2058

    Ok 14 January 2020 sketch about how Grant is dying under that couch!!

  • Obakawaii

    Obakawaii

     7 months ago +931

    “The camera pulls out - if you know what I mean”
    Wa
    Whhaatt xD

  • Tamar Lambert

    Tamar Lambert

     7 months ago +2744

    This was super creative. If this was actually written by a bot though then the whole sequence where everyone realizes they're in a computer is......unsettling

  • Jackie Johnson

    Jackie Johnson

     6 months ago +456

    Can you please make the sketch where a shark touches Grant's leg, and he just loves it?

  • Edward De La Cruz

    Edward De La Cruz

     3 months ago +660

    "Empty me, damn you! I'm trash!"
    Sounds like something a search history might say.

  • DancingCheese

    DancingCheese

     5 months ago +227

    ”He will pass away underneath the couch exactly one year from today.”
    the computer is already planning a murder

  • TheFirefox4Cubed

    TheFirefox4Cubed

     7 months ago +391

    Someone needs to bring the phrase “grinding my mind beef” into common usage.

  • Ragdoll X

    Ragdoll X

     6 months ago +834

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the AI made Katie's first line about flirting lol

  • Shane G

    Shane G

     6 months ago +457

    This might actually be the funniest College Humor ever.

  • Cupcakes and stars

    Cupcakes and stars

     6 months ago +687

    "This apple cider is a granola bar, and it hurts to drink!"

  • Nathanael Hahn

    Nathanael Hahn

     2 months ago +170

    The AI writes about people being trapped in a computer?

  • Kyle Li

    Kyle Li

     7 months ago +2513

    "I'm, yelled at all day just for being a terrible human being. That's disgusting."
    Yeah thats a little too close to home.

  • dumbalek

    dumbalek

     6 months ago +405

    A file named laugh man is the most beautiful existential thing I've ever heard

  • AnEnglishLad 66

    AnEnglishLad 66

     6 months ago +127

    "My hands are being paranoid
    They're literally afraid to kill my moms friends."
    Katie

  • IntermediateJesus

    IntermediateJesus

     6 months ago +154

    Ahh yes Botnik. The writers of "Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a pile of ash".

  • IntermediateJesus

    IntermediateJesus

     6 months ago +263

    It's kind of exactly like the funniest nightmare anyone has ever had. Complete with dream logic.